Lack of actual go-go girls remedied by presence of fried strips of pork-flavored salt more deserving of your crinkled singles.

Shanghai dumplings and chicken roasted in lotus root are well worth the wait, unlike your junior prom date.

"Meat" galore for vegans to sink their naughty, naughty teeth into.

Medicore dim sum in a casino-esque setting.

Unassuming Tawainese joint that once doubled as covert party lounge.

Culty no-frills Shanghai dumpling king delivers on the hype.

Authentic Vietnamese for people who know the difference...and everyone else.

Knockout Shanghainese cooking to restore your faith in both salt and the world.

Duck is so incredibly bad for you you just want to eat it all the time. Bring a date.

Sinus-clearing Thai in the shadow of the Tombs.

Japanese hot pots, shabu,and forthy bubble teas served quickly at this mostly-carry-out lunch spot.

Dinner for -->.