Williamsburg, get ready to strap on your water skis, there’s a shark to be jumped. Lux boutique hotel nestles in to The Residences at The Williamsburg. Rooftop bar lets you scope out three boroughs at once. Pool, fancy eats, Malin+Goetz in the bath, barkeeps mixing up “bespoke cocktails” (or “cocktails,” as we called them back in the day.) Tangential W-Burg connection with in-room Crosley record players, free vinyl rental station in the lobby. Hire a DJ, live out exhibitionist fantasies high above McCarren Park.