Makes us nostalgic for Ian Schrager’s glory days, when the Royalton and Delano were the apex of cool. Now slightly dated in an endearing kind of way, but don’t tell the business travelers and sales reps. Rooms full of more retro throwbacks in the form of billowing white drapes, white couches and mirrored glass dining tables. It’s VH1’s I Love The ’80s! Pretty, doe-eyed staff achingly eager to please.